SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE:

I found this rather entertaining. I ran the equation below on what I though the assumptions were when my wife and I met. Good thing I didn't know about it then--apparently I didn't stand a chance.

Where on a 1-10 scale:

Ask=His chance of success with Her
W=His level of Wittiness
G=His level of aggression in pursuit of Her
Ay=His level of physical attractiveness
Ah=Her level of physical attractiveness
R=Her level of current relationship commitment